ACT I: NO WITNESSES

(The yeas are 49... the nays are 51.)

No witnesses...
Hope you're happy with yourself...
No witnesses...

No witnesses
Come on now
Come on everybody!

Come on, woo!
Everybody! That's right brother!

No witnesses
How could you do this?
How could you do this to me?

AAAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"Oh, you blockhead! Oh! We lost the game because of Charlie Brown!"

(collage of news reports.)

Hey everybody!
Let's all count to 51 together!
Okay here we go...

1
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51!!!

That's all it takes
51 votes
To overthrow the government!
51!
All it takes...

Jesus Christ, goddamn, and a fuck!

No witnesses
I tell you
How can you live with yourselves?
To vote no witnesses
Is to be a cover up
Maybe Donald was right
It is a sham impeachment!
Because what's the point of an impeachment
If you're not presented with the evidence
That you did something wrong?
What's the point of a trial without any witnesses?
Right?
RIGHT!
YEAH BROTHER THAT'S RIGHT!
ALRIGHT!
YEAH!
RIGHT!
ADFSDGU8CVO

It's never gonna work. because this is how America is. You have to be a pessimist like me in order to be a realist.


ACT II: TRUMP GOT ACQUITTED BY THE SENATE

Trump got acquitted by the senate
Trump got acquitted by the senate
In a 52 to 48 vote
Trump got acquitted by the senate

He's gonna stay in the office
He's gonna stay in the office
He's gonna get re-elected this year
Trump got acquitted by the senate

He's lied over 15,000 times
And he's still tryna cover up his crimes
Oh, Trump got impeached in the house
But Trump got acquitted by the senate

I hope you're happy with yourselves
I hope you're happy with yourselves
I hope you're happy with what you've done
Trump got acquitted by the senate, now!

(Russia Russia Russia)
(Locker room talk)
(Build that wall, build that wall!)
(Hillary wanted to put up wind!)
(And they say the noises causes cancer.)
(Rawr!)

(Trump steaks mash)

(sofhadsoufhas0ghsad...)

Trump got acquitted by the senate
Trump got acquitted by the senate
In a 52 to 48 vote
Trump got acquitted by the senate, YUH!

(Don't believe the crap you see from these people, the fake news!)