released October 31, 2023

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All songs produced and composed by Charles Michael.
Recorded mostly at Water Damaged Studio in Abilene, Texas, USA - except the VA's lines, recorded in Idaho, Indiana, North Dakota, Texas, and Canada and the Philippines.

"Blob Opera Underture" was recorded on April 30, 2023.
"Nethermouth" was completed on August 13, 2023.
"I Can't Tell" was completed on August 13, 2023.
"Watching Birds" was completed on August 13, 2023.
"It Only Gets Worse" was completed on August 13, 2023.
"Take Me To The Border" was completed on August 20, 2023.
"Lamont Jackson's Lament" was completed on August 21, 2023.
"Hope Left" was completed on August 22, 2023.
"Intro" was completed on August 23, 2023.
"In My Waterbed" was completed on August 23, 2023.
"Dirty Finger" was completed on September 1, 2023.
"You Should Get A Lobotomy" was completed on September 1, 2023.
"Nobody Wants Us Here" was recorded on September 3, 2023.
"Love Does Not Exist" was completed on September 5, 2023.
"Sweet Little Bunny" was completed on September 5, 2023.
"Please Have Sex With Me" was completed on September 8, 2023.
"What's Wrong With The CPA?" was completed on September 11, 2023.
"Fucking Whores Of Nympholand" was completed on September 14, 2023.
The cover art was drawn on September 14, 2023.
"Sandpaper Pussy" was completed on September 18, 2023.
"Gratuitous Sex Scenes" was completed on September 18, 2023.
"Wearing A Condom" was completed on September 19, 2023.
"Donate To Charity" was completed on September 20, 2023.
"My Cum Is Green" was completed on September 21, 2023.
"No Talking, Only Fucking" was completed on September 27, 2023.
"I Like It When You Cut Me" was completed on September 27, 2023.
"Wankin' To Hentai" was completed on September 29, 2023.
"Dirty In The South" was completed on October 1, 2023.
"You Make Me Want To Sing" was completed on October 3, 2023.
"Reverse Cowgirl" was completed on October 4, 2023.
"The Dancing Areola Twins" was completed on October 6, 2023.
"Walking Into Eloise's Office" was completed on October 10, 2023.
"I Hate How My Dick Looks" was completed on October 11, 2023.
"I Hate How Unsexy I Am" was completed on October 11, 2023.
"Suckin' On A Strap On" was completed on October 13, 2023.
"Dinner Time" was completed on October 26, 2023.
This album was released on October 31, 2023.


PERSONNEL

INTRO
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Alle Holcomb = voice of Sara
Charles Michael = voice of Charles
Lec Zorn = voice of Jakob
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

NETHERMOUTH
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, mandolin, cardboard tubes, shaker, vocals

SANDPAPER PUSSY
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, vocals

HOPE LEFT
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

I CAN'T TELL
Charles Michael = GarageBand arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

DIRTY FINGER
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, tambourine, vocals

HURT ME, HURT ME!
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

IN MY WATERBED
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, vocals

SWEET LITTLE BUNNY
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, tambourine, alto saxophone, vocals

DIRTY IN THE SOUTH
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, harmonica, vocals

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CUT ME
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

WATCHING BIRDS
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, accordion, Mixcraft arrangement, vocals

LOVE DOES NOT EXIST
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, tambourine, alto saxophone, handclaps, vocals

WANKIN' TO HENTAI
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, vocals

IT ONLY GETS WORSE
Alex Holland = voice of Angel
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

NOBODY WANTS US HERE
Charles Michael = piano, vocals

WALKING INTO ELOISE'S OFFICE
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

WEARING A CONDOM
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, acoustic guitar, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

THE DANCING AREOLA TWINS
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, acoustic guitar, mandolin, alto saxophone
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

DINNER TIME
Alle Holcomb = voice of Sara and Sara impersonating Charles
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Genny Sherard = voice of Barb and Barb impersonating Charles
HesitantSuccubus = voice of Jules and impersonating Charles
Jennica Taylor = voice of Lena and Lena impersonating Charles
Lec Zorn = voice of Jakob and impersonating Charles
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise and impersonating Charles

SUCKIN' ON A STRAP ON
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

REVERSE COWGIRL
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

FUCKING WHORES OF NYMPHOLAND
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

MY CUM IS GREEN
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

I HATE HOW MY DICK LOOKS
Alle Holcomb = voice of Lavender
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, slide whistle, vocals, voice of Orchid
HesitantSuccubus = voice
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

I HATE HOW UNSEXY I AM
Alle Holcomb = voice of Lavender
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

NO TALKING, ONLY FUCKING
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, shaker, vocals
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise

GRATUITOUS SEX SCENES
Charles Michael = acoustic guitar, Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals (including moans)
Yennybelles = voice of Eloise (including moans)

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SING
Alle Holcomb = voice of Lily and vocals
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, acoustic guitar, alto saxophone

DONATE TO CHARITY
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

TAKE ME TO THE BORDER
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, acoustic guitar, amplified acoustic guitar, vocals

LAMONT JACKSON'S LAMENT
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, vocals

YOU SHOULD GET A LOBOTOMY
Alle Holcomb = voice of Andrew
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, accordion, sound effect arrangement
Jennica Taylor = voice of Rachel and vocals

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CPA?
Charles Michael = Mixcraft arrangement, electric guitar, alto saxophone, vocals

BLOB OPERA UNDERTURE
Charles Michael = Blob Opera