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WORST FUCKIN' PLACE
SARA:
Hi, I'm Sara, and you're listening to The Charles Michael Narcissistic Delusion!
THEO:
This is the worst fuckin' place in the world
I just got mugged by seven little girls
This is the worst fuckin' place known to man
Once you step inside and get the number stamped on your hand
You will see dancing, dancing, lots of dancing
Dancing on the floor
But I can't dance worth a piece of shit
So they try to shove me out the door, ow!
Worst fuckin' place in this town
I feel like a clown just walking around
Worst fuckin' place ever thought...
I brought my friend Mincemeat
They said he couldn't enter
They changed the rules 5 minutes later
He was relegated to the center
I had to bring Banana
And she brought her friend July
July was shoved to where Mincemeat was
And Banana began to cry
This is the worst fuckin' place in this town
So let's run this company into the ground
Worst fuckin' place done done me wrong
And this will be the last line in this song.
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Stalk Of Wheat
01:29
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Greet The New Day
00:41
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GREET THE NEW DAY
SARA:
It's time to greet the new day
With a smile on my face
Will someone help me greet the new day
And give the sun a warm embrace?
Ouchies, this is hurting my hands
My arms burned off, but the sun still stands
But even still, I greet the new day
And heed to the Sun Lord's demands.
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WHERE DO ABORTED FETUSES GO?
CHARLES:
Where do aborted fetuses go?
Only the doctors know
Where does all that slime and goo go?
Only the doctors know
I imagine it goes down a chute
And stored in a container for later use
Then it's off to the black market
Where it's thousands of dollars going in that doctor's pocket
But where do aborted fetuses go?
Only the doctors really know
I can't tell you definitively
I don't claim to be an MD
I imagine it may go down a pipe
And fall into the sewer for the rest of its life
Then it's off to the rats and alligators
Who hope it decomposes several thousand years later
Where do aborted fetuses go?
Only the doctors know
Where does all that icky stuff go?
Only the doctors know
Only the doctors know.
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Charles Michael
If I don't release something on June 13 or October 31 of any given year, please assume something dreadful happened to
me.
Hi, I'm Mx. Charles Michael (they/them) and I make music for my Universe.
If you enjoy what I do, please support me on KO-FI:
ko-fi.com/charlesmichael1397
MANAGEMENT: Sara Alexander - sararosealex1999@gmail.com
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