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An Angel Cried
03:48
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Six Days
04:27
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I Am A Feeling
03:40
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I AM A FEELING
CHARLES:
I am a feeling
My life is a feeling
My skin is a feeling
But my feelings are not feelings
I guess I upset you by my statements that are facts
But you don't care, you'll just give me the axe
Once you find something I say that you don't agree with
You'll kick me out of your group, doesn't matter, I'll just leave it
I am a feeling
I am a feeling, validate me
I'm just a feeling
And I feel like I'm gonna hit the ceiling, ceiling
I am a feeling
My eyes are a feeling
My skull is a feeling
My skin is peeling, that's not a feeling
I think you could use a little contradiction
So you can distinguish what is fact and fiction
You need to spend more time with your Christian mom and dad
They love you and they want you and they miss you real bad
But I am a feeling
I am a feeling, validate me
I'm just a feeling
And I feel like I'm gonna hit the ceiling, ceiling
What am I fighting for?
Take the hinges off the door
Don't wanna love me no more
That's great, it'll be like 2008
What do you want from me?
Cos you can surely see
There's something wrong with me
That's fine, it'll be like 2009
I am a feeling
My foot is a feeling
Your face is a feeling
And I'm feeling really sad, think I'm gonna go mad.
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I MADE A MISTAKE
DIPWITH:
I broke your vase and you broke my heart
I tried to clean it up, but you said don't start
I only tried to help but after all I did
You only yelled at me and treated me like a kid
All I want for you to do
Is love me like I love you
All I really need to say
Is I made a mistake
After all the music I made
I just couldn't forget about what you said
You said that I'd be better off dead
But don't you know things like that get to my head?
All I want for you to do
Is love me like I love you
All I really need to say
Is I made a mistake
Where's my restitution?
Mental institution
Homeless, living out on the street
And saying hello to every person I meet
All I want for you to do
Is love me like I love you
All I really need to say
Is I made a mistake
Woah oh
Oh oh.
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FRIDAY NIGHT GIRL
DIPWITH:
I'm not a pirate, I have no fear of missing out
It's ultraviolet, so shut your mouth and listen now
I'm sick and tired of all these stupid childish games
I have a sick desire to learn all your maiden names
Cos she's a Friday night girl, yeah she's a Friday night girl
And you shouldn't touch her when she's not looking, man
She's so flawless, don't ask me, I don't know why
She's so heartless, she could kill with the blink of an eye
She don't short shack when she wants to light my fire
She eats flapjacks when she's hungry and tired
Cos she's a Friday night girl, yeah she's a Friday night girl
And you shouldn't breathe when she's looking at you, man
All night long, she's partying
Because in the day she sleeps in her mommy's den
Yeah, all night long, she's drinking booze
Then in the day, she takes a little snooze, man
I wish I was just as cool as the Friday night girl
I wish I could give her Adam's apple a twirl
But I'm not like her, I'm myself, my own mess
So what did I do to spite her? I set fire to her yellow dress
No more Friday night girl
No more Friday night girl
Yeah
No more Friday night
No more Friday night girl
No more Friday night
No more Friday night girl
No more Friday night girl
Yeah hey
No more Friday night
No more Friday night girl
No more Friday night.
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7. |
Your Life Is A Lie Too
04:05
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YOUR LIFE IS A LIE TOO
CHARLES:
I just lost my best friend today
We have since gone our separate ways
I just lost my best of best friends
It's such a shame it had to end
Turning, yearning, learning, burning
The world's on fire
He go, ego, evil, lethal
The Daily Wire
Your life is a lie too
Ain't nothing we can do
Your life is a lie too
And so fuck you
Hoo, woo, hoo, woo
Leaving, breathing, sending, receiving
The world's a phone line
I go, I know, eye roll, high note
It's beer and wine
Your life is a lie too
Ain't nothing we can do
Your life is a lie too
And so fuck you
Hoo, woo, hoo, woo
I wanna keep in touch with my past life
In Latvian, "ass nazis" means "sharp knife"
I know I don't watch a lot of cable TV
But my favorite TV show's Community
I've been such a dirty boy
Playing with my dirty toys
How have you been tonight?
I haven't been alright
Your life is a lie too
Ain't nothing we can do
Your life is a lie too
And so fuck you
Your life is a lie too
Hoo, woo, hoo, woo
Your life is a lie too
Hoo, woo, hoo, woo
Your life is a lie too.
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8. |
Skidmore Mathis
02:52
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CHRONIC HAND TRIBUTE TO MALAFREN DETOUR
CHARLES:
I don't know how
I don't know why
Sometimes I think I'm going crazy
Every time I hear your name
But you never came back after that fateful day
I never felt the same
You were my best friend in the world.
JBRAWNY:
This song is dedicated to Malafren.
RIP.
Malafren, I remember back when we were friends
Unfortunately, I couldn't save you from your tragic end
Why couldn't I see the signs, you were in a pit
I wish I was there for you so you wouldn't commit
Suicide, my grievance is fortified
I miss you, but now I'm left in my bed crying
Suicide wasn't the answer and it's not your only option
I wish you were with better people so you would have a healthy conscience
You didn't deserve death, not death by depression
But I know you're in a better place up there in heaven
If you're listening, hey there man, I miss you
But down here in the dirt, it's different without you
This is a song dedicated to anti suicide
If you ever think it's an answer, then open your eyes
Cos it's not, see counseling, or talk to a friend
Cos you don't deserve that, and neither did Malafren.
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Donde Duermes
04:07
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DONDE DUERMES
CHARLES:
¿Dónde duermes cuando visitas a tus abuelos?
¿Dónde duermes por la noche? (Where do you sleep at night?)
¿Dónde duermes cuando te quedas con tu esposo?
¿Dónde duermes por la noche? (Where do you sleep at night?)
Where do you sleep at night?
I wanna know, is everything alright?
Is the bed soft enough where you're sleeping?
Please come home now, please come home (Woah)
¿Dónde duermes cuando visitas a tus abuelos?
¿Dónde duermes por la noche? (Where do you sleep at night?)
¿Dónde duermes cuando te quedas con tu esposo?
¿Dónde duermes por la noche? (How do you sleep at...)
Where are you sleeping now?
I wanna know, are you all settled down?
Are you alone, or have you someone to sleep with?
Please come home now, please come home (Woah)
I've tried so hard to be
A loving husband and dad
But when you go to Adam's house without me
It really makes me sad... Ryan!!
Where are you going now?
I'm sorry if I let you down
Who will I listen to Sara Bareilles with?
Please come home now, please come home (Woah, hey!)
Where are you going now? (Donde duermes cuando visitas a tus abuelos?)
I'm sorry if I let you down (Donde duermes por la noche?)
Who will I listen to Billie Eilish with? (Donde duermes cuando te quedas con tu esposo?)
Please come home now, please come home (Donde duermes por la noche?)
Please come home now
Please come home now
Please come home now
Please come home.
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Alternative Boy
05:05
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ALTERNATIVE BOY
CHARLES:
Alternative boy
Where did you hide all your joy?
Did you hide it in your Weezer CDs?
Or is that alternative boy just me?
It's okay, don't be shy
Don't be afraid, don't you cry
We can talk about anything you want
You're such a sweet man
But they just don't understand
When your dad threw your phone over the sand dunes at the beach
Did you feel the bitter taste of defeat?
It's okay, don't be shy
Don't be afraid, don't you cry
We can talk about anything you want
I love you
You know I do
But if they saw what you've been up to
You wouldn't be here today
It's okay, don't be shy
Don't be afraid, don't you cry
We can talk about anything you want
I love you
You know I do
But if they knew what you were up to
You'd keep listening to what they say
Alternative boy
Where did you hide all your joy?
Did you hide it in your vinyl copy of J Dilla's Donuts?
Or is that alternative boy in a rut?
It's okay, come on, don't be shy
Don't be afraid, don't you cry
We can talk about anything you want
Alternative boy, where you gonna go?
You going to go to see the love show?
You know here in Texas we never see snow
So put on a swimsuit and never say no
Alternative boy, what you gonna do?
Please let me do what you tell me to
I promise I'll be so good to you
But I want you to
I want you to
I want you to
I want you to be cool.
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FIRE
02:33
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15. |
UR NO GOOD
02:14
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17. |
PEPPERMINT BATH
02:47
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18. |
EPHEMERAL POWER OUTAGE
03:04
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19. |
NOTHING LASTS FOREVER
02:44
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20. |
GOTTA BE FASTER!
09:13
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21. |
SPARE TIME
03:27
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22. |
CLICHES ALL NIGHT
04:06
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23. |
I AM AN INGROWN TOENAIL
03:27
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LEISURELY AIRLINES
WYATT:
One, two, three, four!
HAZEL:
Hooooo
Woooo
HAZEL AND WYATT:
Leisurely Airlines
Come take a trip on our plane
You'll be stuck there a long time
It might even make you go insane
There are babies crying in the back
And we've just ran out of complimentary snacks
Down at Leisurely Airlines
Come take a ride on our jet
Yeah, this is Leisurely Airlines
And the conditions will make you upset
There's a risk that we all crash and die
The pilot's not drunk, he just can't see the sky
Leisurely Airlines
Come and throw your money away
There's a risk that we all crash and die
The pilot's not drunk, but we're all really high
Leisurely Airlines
Come and throw your money away
Leisurely Airlines
Here's a film to keep you entertained
Thank you for flying with Leisurely Airlines
I hope we all survive in this plane
Sometimes things just don't go as we planned
But I hope that one day you'll understand
That with Leisurely Airlines
I hope we all survive in this plane.
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LET'S WRITE A SONG TOGETHER
ANNA P.:
We'll sit by the fireplace and
We'll levitate like we were spacemen
We'll have a nice conversation
I'm not exaggerating
Let's write a song together
Let's get things wrong forever
Like two birds of a feather
We will be the same
We'll sit and watch the TV
We'll pop pills and take LSD
And we'll do ecstasy
It'll be just you and me
Let's write a song together
We'll get things wrong forever
Like two birds of a feather
We will be the same
Let's write a song together
Let's get things wrong forever
Like playing Chutes and Ladders
We will play the game
We've sat by the fireplace and
We blasted off to space and
We'll waste another weekend
You have been such a great friend
Now that we wrote a whole song
Now that we got the notes wrong
One more question before you go on
What's your mother's name?
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SUNSET PARADISE
VERNON:
If you are seeking some adventure
Just come with me and I'll take you to the place where
It all happens, everything happens at the same time
Nobody knows how, and nobody knows why
But I know you'll like it here
I know you'll like this atmosphere
Here's a little piece of advice
Take a trip to my sunset paradise
Whenever you are feeling down
I want you to remember these kinds of sounds
I've said it before, and I'll tell you again
Nobody knows how they got here, and nobody knows when
But I know you'll like it here
I know you'll like this atmosphere
Here's a little piece of advice
Take a trip to my sunset paradise
I know you'll like it here
I know you'll like this atmosphere
Here's another piece of advice!
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STRAWBERRY NIPPLES.
JON HEADRESS:
The women are sleeping, the men are fapping
And when they wake up, the nonbinaries are napping
Roses are red, my life is a lie
Existence is dread, I just wanna die
You came on your underwear, pulled out your pubic hair
I'm gonna make an OnlyFans account, and you're going to subscribe to it!
Can I slide in your DMs?
Can I send you an unsolicited picture of my penis?
NO? Okay then.
The voices in my head
Gonna leave me for dead
And I don't wanna die
I just wanna spit in your eye
The voices in my head
Gonna leave me for dead
And I don't wanna die
I just wanna spit in your eye
A feminist baby throws up on Ben Shapiro
Cos gender's not the same as sex
All our lives are YouTube videos
And it's at 60 FPS
We ate at Denny's for dinner one night
But my father thought our waitress was on drugs
So I told him, "I'm sorry you feel that way"
And he shut me out for the rest of the day
The voices in my head
Gonna leave me for dead
And I don't wanna die
I just wanna spit in your eye
The voices in my head
Gonna leave me for dead
And I don't wanna die
I just wanna spit in your eye
Start a fire in the kitchen
When you put the paper towel on the stove
I said start a fire in that kitchen, y'all
When you put the paper towels on that goddamn stove
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111
MARISSA AND KEVIN:
One is a crowd, but that's only cos I have schizophrenia
MAX AND DOT:
(Phrenia!)
MARISSA AND KEVIN:
The band's playing loud so I can drown out the demons in my area
MAX AND DOT:
(Area!)
MARISSA AND KEVIN:
It's all a plot by the government and the cops
111 black people were the victims of systemic police brutality
And that's just the number for this year, which is 2020
It's all a plot by the government and the cops
MAX AND DOT:
You can live your life in peace
But not until the violence ceases
MARISSA AND KEVIN:
We can say our prayers tonight
But I fall to pieces!
It's all a plot by the government and the cops
111 black people were the victims of systemic police brutality
And that's just the number for this year, which is 2020
It's all a plot by the government and the cops
MAX AND DOT:
You can live your life in peace
But not until the violence ceases
MARISSA AND KEVIN:
We can say our prayers tonight
But I fall to pieces!
MARISSA:
There can be 32 people in the same room at once
MAX:
And they're not following social distancing guidelines!
KEVIN, BACKED BY EVERYONE:
At Firehouse! Firehouse Subs!
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The Fapping Song
01:02
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THE FAPPING SONG
CHARLES:
I have to masturbate to feel better about myself
I have to touch myself
I think I need some help
When I make myself cum, I think about your dick
When I make myself orgasm, I make myself get sick
Masturbation is normal, I know I shouldn't feel ashamed
But when I touch myself, sometimes I like to treat it like a game
Sometimes I tickle my balls, sometimes I spit on my hands
And use my spit as lube
But every time I fap, I can't help but think of you
(It's a tickle down there!)
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STRAWBERRY MILK PEOPLE (IN THE SUNSHINE)
CHARLES:
I went to Phone Throw Beach, and what did I see?
A group of happy beachgoers all staring at me
They're all wearing their masks and they're all social distancing
I tried to say hello, but they're not listening
They're just sipping on strawberry milk
Laying in the sun, and listening to Lawrence Welk, oh
Strawberry milk people in the sunshine
The girls can be yours, but the boys are all mine
The genderqueer people are out here looking fine
Strawberry milk people are so Divine
I started covering myself in sun lotion
Then I sat down and waded my feet in the ocean
I was alone, yeah, I was by myself
I wasn't drinking any strawberry milk, woah
Strawberry milk people in the sunshine
The girls can be yours, but the boys are all mine
The genderqueer people are out here looking fine
Strawberry milk people are so Divine
Then when I thought I was losing hope
Three teenagers approached me, asking for some dope
I told them I don't have any weed to sell
So they left me, sitting in the ocean by myself
I wish someone was here to join me on my quest
To help me get back on my feet and clean up this mess
I wish someone was here with me to be my friend
Then this strawberry milk crisis would come to an early end, but now it's
Strawberry milk people in the sunshine
The girls can be yours, but the boys are all mine
The genderqueer people are out here looking fine
Strawberry milk people are so Divine, again!
Strawberry milk people in the sunshine
The girls can be yours, but the boys are all mine, I say
If you want someone to be with that looks kinda fine
You can get with me honey, I wouldn't mind
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32. |
Are You Kidding Me?!
02:48
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33. |
Ten Percent Of You
02:23
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TEN PERCENT OF YOU
CHARLES:
I don't see myself as important as you
I don't see myself as significant as you
I don't see my music as groundbreaking as yours
I don't see myself that way
But I'll be like you someday
But for now I'm not that great
Cos for now I'm just okay
And for now I'm sad and gay
And for now I'm a lazy slob
And for now I don't have a job
But I'll be like you someday
I just wanna be like you
I just wanna do what you do
I just wanna be as cool as you
And I wanna meet you too
So now I'll hide in my hobbit hole
And for now I'll collect the government dole
And for now I'll sing in front of telephone poles
And for now I'll only be
And for now I'll only do
And for now I'm only me
Ten percent of you.
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Paranormal Uber Service
05:26
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PARANORMAL UBER SERVICE
CHARLES:
I want a ghost to drive me to work today
And the Paranormal Uber Service is the only way
I want a ghost to take me across the town
But on weekdays, the PUS don't come around
The ghost drivers at the PUS are very nice
The windows are clean and the A/C is cold as ice
The ghosts at the PUS are very cool
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the cars can time travel too
I don't like bumming rides off people I don't know
I don't smelling their beer and their dirty clothes
I don't like waiting for the bus in a cheesy bar
I love ghosts, I love time travelling cars
I need a ghost to drive me to the DMV
So I can waste 16 dollars on a state ID
But the DMV's and PUS's schedules contrast
So I'll have to ask somebody else to drive my ass
The ghost that drives me around, his name is Fred
And I don't even care if he's really dead
Fred is the nicest chauffeur in this town
But on weekdays, the PUS don't come around
I don't like bumming rides off people I don't know
I don't smelling their beer and their dirty clothes
I don't like waiting for the bus in a cheesy bar
I love ghosts, I love time travelling cars
I want a ghost to drive me to the record store
But the Paranormal Uber Service don't work no more
The PUS closed their doors cos of COVID-19
Now bumming rides off of pedos is the only means
I don't like bumming rides off people I don't know (why did you close your doors)
I don't smelling their beer and their dirty clothes (why did you close your doors)
I don't like waiting for the bus in a cheesy bar (why did you close your doors)
I love ghosts, I love time travelling cars
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Tired
02:15
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TIRED
CHARLES:
I'm tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for something good
But I'll wait like I should
I'm sick of the bullshit
I'm sick of staying inside all day
And you keep treating me like a kid
Never understanding what I say
You are the death of me (hoo wee)
You never help me, you always hinder me
What's the difference between you and me?
I actually have a life
I don't just waste it on Instagram
But the work I put in just don't suffice
You don't even give a damn
LASAILLAX:
Is this sarcastic?
CHARLES:
You are the death of me (hoo wee)
You don't care about progress, you just wanna regress
You better think of cleaning up this mess
I'm tired of your bullshit
I'm tired of the lies you tell
Just because I'm a leftist
Doesn't mean I'm gonna go to hell
Rock on Chicago, rock over London
Wheaties - breakfast of champions
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EMO ANGSTY TEENAGE BULLSHIT
CHARLES:
Maybe if I sing something emo in an ambiguous accent
I can make it in the pop punk industry
I'll be just like Billie Joe Armstrong
But I gotta differentiate myself somehow
But it's not that easy
Things don't turn out to be the way you wish they would be
This is why you don't meet your idols
Emo angsty teenage bullshit
Don't you come looking to me for things I can't give you
Don't you ask me for things that I just can't deliver
It's not my fault that you're braindead
Cos what you want is my head
I wish I had the money
To spend on the PUS
Maybe if I say something funny on a livestream while I'm pissy drunk
I can make it in the meme dream industry
But I mind what you say online
Cos I got doxxed while I played Roblox
And I'm so mad cos what we had
Was special
I can't believe you would throw that away just for some online beef, I can't believe you!
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37. |
Truffle Salt Popcorn
01:51
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TRUFFLE SALT POPCORN
CHARLES:
One, two, three, four
People who are young go out and hang out and drink Starbucks at the mall
But I don't have friends or the money so I don't get to do that at all
And
It's been so long since I had fun (5-4-3-2-1)
My mistake was thinking I could run
People round my age go out and buy clothes at Target and Five Below
But none of my friends live near me so I'll just go to those places alone
And
It's been a while since I had friends (6-7-8-9-10)
I just wanna be happy again
Bop bop bop bop bop!
Staying inside all day
Waste my days away
Never go outside
Never see daylight
Locked up in my room
Nothing else to dooooo.
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WE CRAVED SOME COFEE
JENNICA:
We craved some coffee and maybe a soda
We went to McDonald's and I placed an order
And you were by my side the whole time I was there
I really enjoyed the moment that we shared
It was 1 o'clock on Wensday afternoon
We sat at a table and we hummed a familiar tune
But now we've grown apart and that was way back when
I don't understand why we can't have that again
Don't you remember what it's like
To be here with me
We seemed to be together for life
But now you've set me free
I can't live without my coffee in the morning
And you left me without so much as a warning
And you said that you would never want me back
But I still have my coffee, so it's you that I lack
We craved some coffee and maybe a sandwich
So we went to Starbucks cos they speak our language
We always ordered the same drink and food
They even knew our names and they spelled them right too
We sat on a sofa and I looked in your eyes
I thought it was love but little did I realize
That you would leave me the following day
I don't understand why we can't have it any other way
Don't you remember what it's like
To be by my side
We seemed to be together for life
But our love's been denied
I can't live without my coffee in the morning
And you left me without so much as a warning
And you said that you would never want me back
But I still have my coffee, so it's you that I lack
It's not the same without you
I no longer go out for my food
I can't live without my coffee in the morning
And you left me without so much as a warning
And you said that you would never want me back
But I still have my coffee, so it's you that I lack
Don't you remember what it's like (woo, woo)
Don't you remember what it's like (woo, woo)
Don't you remember what it's like?
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MY FRIENDS DON'T HANG OUT
CHARLES:
My friends don't hang out as much
As we used to, back in the day
We brought what we all packed for lunch
And we smoked all our cigarettes away
We took road trips all the time
We wouldn't stop until we spent every last dime
But now I've grown since the days of my youth
They were lied to, they were deprived of the truth
My peers don't know what it's like
They're in jail now for breaking in a store
They stole all kinds of cars and bikes
And now they don't walk the streets here anymore
(??????)
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41. |
Momma's Million Records
03:46
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MOMMA'S MILLION RECORDS:
THE MOTHERLY VOICE:
I want to see your truest potential
But you're just not good enough
Your music shouldn't be so experimental
Why do you have to act so damn tough?
You need to sell a million records
But you're so out of touch
Do you not want to make a lot of money?
Or do you hate your audience that much?
Oh, oh, oh no
I won't let you go down this rabbit hole
Oh, oh, oh no
You have to sell a million records for me to let you go
I don't like how freakishly long your hair is
I wanna cut off your hair
I don't care if you think you're free spirited
I won't let you leave it there
You look like a serial killer, standing creepy
So I must make your hair short
You look like Stephen McDaniels or Ted Bundy
But you're not the killing sort
Oh, oh, oh no
I won't let you walk right out and leave me
Oh, oh, oh no
You have to sell a million records for me to set you free
Oh, oh, oh no
I won't let you go down this rabbit hole
Oh, oh, oh no
You have to sell a million records for me to let you go
I wanna be your manager
I wanna control your every move
I wanna sabotage your career
I wanna make sure that you get screwed!
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42. |
The Dreaded Horny Hour
02:53
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THE DREADED HORNY HOUR
CHARLES:
It's about 3 AM on Wensday night
And I got done masturbating cos the time was right
But now there's cum all over my underwear
And I'm too lethargic to clean it up, man I don't care
I'm just a naked sweaty mass steaming in my room
And I'm feeling very lonely and I don't know what to do
Do I clean up the mess that I made or do I fap again?
It's the dreaded horny hour, baby, cos it's 3:27 AM
Oh oh oh (it's the dreaded horny hour)
Oh oh oh (and I feel depressed)
Oh oh oh (it's the dreaded horny hour)
Oh oh oh (and I have to clean up this mess)
I'm just gonna dwell on the fact that I'm a lonely blob
Cos I have no money to my name, let alone a job
And I'm too lazy to look for an occupation
So I take off my pants again, and here goes the masturbation
I'm so depressed, so I distract myself with porn
And I'm just gonna rinse and repeat this cycle to the morn
Until the sun comes up, you can bet I'm rubbing my dick
It's very unhealthy for me, and sometimes it makes me sick
Oh oh oh (it's the dreaded horny hour)
Oh oh oh (and I'm going to hell)
Oh oh oh (it's the dreaded horny hour)
Oh oh oh (and I'm a lonely incel)
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43. |
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44. |
The System Works So Well
04:39
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THE SYSTEM WORKS SO WELL
CHARLES:
I'm a 43 year old stay at home mom
My husband divorced me, and my two kids are ungrateful
I work a shitty job and I'm so underpaid
This just goes to show the American dream works so well
I'm a 27 year old starving artist
I live on the streets and I sing for the pigeons
My parents kicked me out of the only home I had
This just goes to show the American dream works so well
Life is so good to me
Only friendly neighborhoods I see
I'm a 36 year old office worker
My boss is such a stuck up cunt with no sense of empathy
I don't get paid enough to jot down numbers
This just goes to show the system works so well
Life is so good to me
Only friendly neighborhoods I see
Nobody's in poverty
That's what the unfettered capitalist system can be
I may be struggling to stay alive
But the system works so well
And anyone who says otherwise
Can go to hell
I'm a 19 year old college student
I've been ostracized from the rest of society
I refuse to play their arbitrary social games
This just goes to show the system works so well
Life is so good to me
No system racism I see
Everyone's in ecstasy
That's what the unfettered capitalist system can be
I may be struggling to stay alive
But the system works so well
And anyone who says otherwise
Can go to hell
And when the stock market dips
The 1 percent throw their hissy fits
I may be struggling to stay alive
But the system works so well
And anyone who says otherwise
Can go to hell
Everybody!
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la aaaaaaaahh!!
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45. |
Young Racists
03:37
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YOUNG RACISTS
CHARLES:
Young racists in the parking lot
Tryna make me something that I'm not
Young racists tryna get to me
But I'm not like you, can't you see
That I am above your hatred
I am above your prejudice
I wanna show you the peace and love
It looks something like this
Young racists tryna scream at him
Because of the color of his skin
Young racists hide at 4chan
But they're a bunch of little boys, and I'm a man
Cos I am above their hatred
I am above their ignorance
I want to show you what it's like
It feels something like this
Young racists tryna get to me
Young racists, can't you see
I may be white but that doesn't mean
That I'm a superior human being
You know that you need help
I don't wanna tell you to kill yourself
Cos I wanna show you the love and the peace
And hopefully the racism will cease
Young racists in the parking lot
Tryna get me to be something I'm not
I don't agree with 14/88
I hope that you can appreciate
The different races of humankind
I hope you can put it out of your mind
That one race is better than all the rest
I wanna let you know that we're all the best
Young racists tryna get to me
Young racists, can't you see
I may be white but that doesn't mean
That I'm a superior human being
You know that you need help
I don't wanna tell you to kill yourself
Cos I wanna show you the love and the peace
And hopefully the racism will cease
Hopefully the racism
Will cease
Will cease
Will cease
Will cease
Got to find peace
Got to find peace
Got to find peace
Got to find peace!
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46. |
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GREAT DANE (LIVE AT MEZAMIZ COFFEE HOUSE, ABILENE, TEXAS, 2021)
CHARLES:
(at 2:54)
AHAHAHAHA!
Things like that happen sometimes.
But it's okay, now I'll get right back to it!
(at 9:41)
Did you get that?
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47. |
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LEISURELY AIRLINES (LIVE AT MONK'S COFFEE SHOP, ABILENE, TEXAS, 2021)
CHARLES:
Leisurely Airlines is America's #1 airliner. You've flew with them, right?
AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Bruh, I flew with them...
CHARLES:
Everyone flies with them. And believe me, they have a lot of competition, like United Airlines, Southwest Airlines, DELTA VARIANT...
And so, here's a song that my friends Hazel and Wyatt wrote about their favorite airliner, LEISURELY AIRLINES! That's also the name of the song.
Leisurely Airlines
Come take a trip on our plane
You'll be stuck there a long time
It might even make you go insane
There are babies crying in the back
And we just ran out of complimentary snacks
Down at Leisurely Airlines
Come take a ride on our jet
Yeah, this is Leisurely Airlines
And the conditions will make you upset
There's a risk that we all crash and die
The pilot's not drunk, he just can't see the sky
Leisurely Airlines
Come and throw your money away
There's a risk that we all crash and die
The pilot's not drunk, but we're all really high IN THE SKY!
Leisurely Airlines
Come throw your money away, hey, hey
Leisurely Airlines
Here's a film to keep you entertained
Thank you for flying with Leisurely Airlines
I hope we all survive in this plane
Sometimes things just don't go as we planned
But I hope that one day you'll understand
That with Leisurely Airlines
I hope we all survive in this plane.
Thank you.
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48. |
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Charles Michael
If I don't release something on June 13 or October 31 of any given year, please assume something dreadful happened to
me.
Hi, I'm Mx. Charles Michael (they/them) and I make music for my Universe.
If you enjoy what I do, please support me on KO-FI:
ko-fi.com/charlesmichael1397
MANAGEMENT: Sara Alexander - sararosealex1999@gmail.com
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